Quote Game

[colette pierce]

I have to start this on every site I'm on. Maybe not so much a "game" as a fun way to share quotes that make you laugh, make you think, or just plain made you go "Huh?" The quotes can be from movies, books, comics, bumper stickers, your real life, anywhere!!!!

I'll start....

Train conductor: Thank you for traveling on this 3:30 service to Southern Cross. If you need to use the toilet, they are located at the end of each carriage for your convenience. Please remember to both close and lock the door, which will save you from embarrassment and other passengers from blindness.

[cerise meyrick]

[Lau announces that he's removed all the mob's cash from their banks before the police raid, and stashed them in a secure location]
Lau: Now, obviously, no one except me can know the location for now. But rest assured, your money is safe.
[From outside comes the sound of loud, fake laughter. The mob bosses turn and see the Joker enter]
The Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad.

Joooker. <3